Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Look, it's a fact. I'm not saying all, but many amoebas are parasites. If that makes me a "hater," fine.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

Don't sweat the small stuff? You wanna say that to my face, you sizist asshole?

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

I'm sitting here, wondering: will a matchbox hold my clothes?

So, one paramecium says to another, "This thing is bigger than the both of us."

Friday, July 12, 2013

Whenever somebody tells me to go fuck myself, I just split.